The Swash 800 is an electronic toilet seat.
It allows you to warmly wash and dry your relevant body parts: two retractable wands to provide a filtered posterior and feminine warm-water wash. The warm air dryer for
a shower-fresh feeling supposedly eliminates the need for toilet paper.
Swash 800 also features a heated seat.
You can control the water and seat temperature as well as water pressure.
It retrofits on 98% of all standard toilets and provides you with "a more comfortable and luxurious bathroom experience". It installs in place of your current toilet seat and hooks up to the existing plumbing valve.
A wireless remote control panel that runs on two AAA batteries controls the Swash's actions, and this remote can be mounted on a wall. Using the remote, you can adjust the force and temperature of the water, and the temperature of the heated seat.